Here's a Hint.

Why does my mom randomly come to the house? It completely ruins my no pants policy

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I don’t think anything could change to the point where I would love myself. There’s too much to dislike.

I’m difficult, emotional, and stubborn. My mood switches all the time, and I can shut you off if you annoy me. Sometimes I wonder how people put up with me.

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It’s pretty frustrating when people refuse to acknowledge that the age of consent in Washington is 16. And I’m 17. HELLO

— excerpted from “Men Rule Media Coverage of Women’s News”

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qualapec:

miniskirt-postwoman:

mortson:

was moses a water bender

I was going to paste katara’s head on his body but I felt no need

look at this guy he’s clearly the fucking avatar not just a waterbender

Moses was the Avatar.

Well, my day is made.

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Basically

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prickgrayson:

danketsu:

how does a snake poop ive never seen a snake butthole

these are the questions people

Erikaaa you should know this, in grade school they brought one of those big yellow boas to an assembly and a bunch of kids were holding it and it pooped. DO YOU REMEMBER?

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buttgenie:

“let me smell yo skin bruce u smellin fine”

“stop tony das gay”

“do i smell gamma radiation”

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Welcome to Washington, where it’s 55 degrees and rainy even in June.

She’s like talking to her dad on the phone and saying how someone needs money for tampons I don’t even know

Some lady on the bus is yelling about tampons

Oh fuck me what is my luck